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A Short, Interactive Editorial by
Sir Swish

That's right! On November 6th Airman and Sir Swish will haul arse to Aventura Mall to compete in our first ever Pokémon Tournament. We really wish that Shaggy could come along with us, but unfortunately, he doesn't live anywhere near us. Anyhow, Airman hopes to win all the badges so he can put them up on the site. I'll be taking pictures all the while (that's if my friend isn't so immature about going to a competition like this one and decides to come with us or at least lets me borrow his digital camera) covering this event, as well as giving defenseless little 8-year-old kids the smack down in Pokémon. We'll also be getting the 'real' Mew just by participating in this tournament, so a big "Nyah Nyah" goes to those of you that cheated with a Game Enhancer to get yours (well, it's not like Airman didn't either)!

Unfortunately, as excited as we are to be going to our first PKMN tourney, Airman thinks that we won't stand a chance if every one of those lil' kids will only be using Level 100 Mewtwo with maxed out Attacks, Specials, Speeds, and Defenses! How can we possibly fight the power (damn, that sounds cool)? It all comes down to our team of course. What will be our three-Pokémon team? Well, we haven't decided yet, though we know that we'll definitely have a Blastoise on the team since Ice Beam kills ANYTHING with two hits at most! Who else should be on our team? Well, you tell us by emailing me. DO NOT change the subject I automatically put on there otherwise your email will be regarded as a very incoherent Reader Opinion. Oh, and please assume that every single one of those desperate, little kids at the tournament will be using Level 100 Mewtwo with maxed out stats, okay? The results of this email poll will be posted on the main page on our update the day before the tournament.