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11-07-99 Edition (mm/dd/yy)

what are the new pokemon? Is red beter then blue? Can a Blastoisebeat a charizard—pee

Sir Swish: 1) The new Pokémon that I know are: Togepi, Hoo-hoo, Elekid, Marril, Kireihana, and Rediba. You can find pictures of all these Pokémon in the November issue of EGM. 2) They're basically the same except in their Pokémon allotment. 3) That depends. If the Charizard's level is much higher than Blastoise's, I doubt Blastoise could beat it. But, Blastoise always has the advantage over Charizard. Keep that in mind.

wheres pikablu gonna apear—Pikablu

Sir Swish: Pikablu will never appear anywhere because he's actually Marril in Pokémon Silver and Gold (or Mariru in Pocket Monsters Silver and Gold, if you're up to date on your Pocket Monsters). Pikablu was a name given to Marril that was made up by Pikachu-lovers.

Now what makes me mad is all these people who give in readers opinion but do nothing else. I'm on the message board as much as i can (even though right now i cant get into it). Now people, look if you're a regular reader, please do something instead of bothering Airman and Swish with your boring ass ideas and requests. If you want fanfiction, get off your ass and write some. In a perfect world, yes everyone would do something for this site, but the least you can do is your little part to make this a great Pokémon site. 2 Dope out!—Shaggy 2 Dope

Sir Swish: Hey, back the smack down up a bit. We're always happy to hear suggestions and ideas from our readers. What does make us pissed, though, are short, dumb comments like "Oooh, I love your site." People, if you're going to compliment us on our work, please do so along with an intelligent comment or opinion, okay? That thing about requests hit the nail right on the head, Shaggy. Do what he says, people!!

your guys site is the best pokemon site i've ever seen......wow its cool..keep up the good work!!!!!—Yock

Sir Swish: Thanks, Yock!!!!!

hi  i got pokémon yellow in the mail, and i was wondering....is there a WAY TO GET SURFING PIKACHU?—Matt

Sir Swish: You can't get Surfing Pikachu until Pokémon Stadium and the Transfer Pak (which will be introduced by coming bundled with Stadium, á la the Rumble Pack bundled with Starfox 64) are released here in the US. In Pokémon Stadium, there's a minigame where you surf on the beach as Pikachu. Once you play this minigame, you hook-up Stadium to Pokémon Yellow with the Transfer Pak (64GB Pak in Japan) and you upload the game to Pokémon Yellow. I'm not completely sure if this is right, but what the Hell?

Pokémon-The First Movie

   I know Poké-fever will hit the sky when this movie is released, but i think its going to be a waste of time for us true trainers. I mean in Japan, there wasnt an elaborate soundtrack featuring such stars at Len and Britney Spears (ugh!). I'm hoping that there is no outside music during the movie, but only during the credits. I'd rather watch a sub-titled bootleg video instead of this american-ized piece of sh*t. I know the movie is going to be great, but at what cost? I mean the 2BA Master soundtrack wasnt the best soundtrack, but atleast it made sense. I mean Britney Spears will never sing about collecting Pokémon, so why is she on the soundtrack? I'll tell you why...MONEY. She sees this as a way to sell cds and make alot of money off of these kids. I hope Kids WB has the sense not to spoil the film with bullsh*t music-Shaggy out!—Shaggy 2 Dope

Sir Swish: Too late, the soundtrack CD will be out tomorrow meaning that the music on it will be used during the movie. No one will be singing about collecting Pokémon, they'll just stick their songs in the soundtrack. The only Pokémon related song on that CD will be M2M's rehash of the Pokémon theme. Besides, it's 4Kids Productions you should be mad at, not Warner Bros., since they're in charge of the dub. Warner Bros. just distributes the movie. If only Pioneer were in charge of the movie...they've done excellent jobs with their Dragon Ball Z dubs, leaving in the original music as well as making it uncut.

Pokemon is so cool! That's why I love this website!—Ben

Sir Swish: It is, isn't it? And that's why this website loves you! Wait, that didn't make sense at all...

mewthod man here i got a mew have you one. p.s elmo ok —mew

Sir Swish: Airman has a legal one (from yesterday's Tourney) and an illegal one, yes. Oh yeah, AND he has a certificate of Authenticity for his real Mew. P.S. Elmo sucks!

well you guys have pikachu by the tail hell id have by a noose <tucks in  his pikachu underwear> i really like how you make fun of pikchu < just then his pikachu clock times>
oh i have to go maybe if i have something good to say i will.—grecko

Sir Swish: I'd like to have Pikachu's head at gunpoint! Ha! Top that!

pokemon yellow is better than the other two. I especially like the animations pikachu does.—Kris

Sir Swish: The only way I'll buy Pokémon Yellow is if they've got an animation with Pikachu being harpooned by that eskimo guy from Mafia. You know, that guy that kills Barney, who was watching porn, in the hotel.

your site is kewl, luv it!!—janey

Sir Swish: Thanks, but can we stop it already with the short, stupid "Oh I love your cool site!" comments, people?!

can you get togipy code ( if there is one). PLESE. oh and dont cuss—any

Sir Swish: 1) There is no code to get Togepi in Red, Blue, or Yellow because he's only in Pokémon Silver and Gold. 2) I told you, there's no way. 3) HELL NO!

WHAT ABOUT PIKACHU THAT TALKS—GERRI

Sir Swish: CLICK HERE AND READ! I swear, if one of those Pikachu says "I wuv you" to me, I'll break my foot off in its ass!!

What is pokemon stadium gonna be like    ?—Anonymous

Sir Swish: 3-dimensional Pokémon battles + crazy mini-games. I think that sums up things pretty well, eh? Oh, I almost forgot to say that you can import your Pokémon from the Game Boy games into Pokémon Stadium. That way, you won't have to waste time catching 'em all in Stadium.

First of all I know that picachu is a overated rat. secondly on your poke'dex although i know what pkmn can only be caught or seen in ether the red or blue version, but others might not. Maby you can also list that.—pica'crash&burn

Sir Swish: Hey, aren't you gonna be doing that for us? Meet the new, fourth staff member, folks! Nice name, by the way.

You should fix the stupid emamanulater for Windows. Every time I try and download it it won't work!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!—Blondie

Sir Swish: I fixed the link for the 'emamanulater' already goddammit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

this site is better than the real pokemon site DOWN WITH NINTENDO AND THEIR CHINESE HATS! but pokemons cool can you say hypacryte.—grecko

Sir Swish: Down with Nintendo?! More like down with SCEI and its imitating ass, you hypocrite! But yeah, down with the cheap, Chinese hats! Airman's cap had a loose thread when it was given to him!