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Sunday, December 19, 1999
"Gee, I'm sure Nintendo's real happy that Kid's WB is using Pokémon to give out PlayStations."

Top News: Please stop sending in Questions as Reader Opinions!!
The heading says it all: STOP SENDING YOUR QUESTIONS TO READER OPINIONS!! Shaggy's been very pissed about that since most questions are sent into Reader Opinions instead of where they should really go, to his section, Questions and Answers. When questions are sent into RO, they usually take longer to be posted since new editions of Reader Opinions can't be made until we have at least eight opinions (which more than half are usually questions that should go to Q and A). New editions of Q and A are made when we have at least three questions, since the questions take longer to answer than to adlib to people's thoughts on something. Now, since we're nice, we'll answer a question that was sent to Reader Opinions but won't be posted there for probably another month since we've only received two new opinions so far, not to mention that this site wants to keep a positive relationship with parents, although with Swish around that seems highly unlikely:

Where can I get a Yellow version of Pokeman for Gameboy? My wife and I are trying to deliver on a Secret Santa gift to a boy in our church. Any thoughts?–Ken Price

Airman: Gee, I've been going through the same dilemma for myself ever since November 26th! I've been to Toys 'R' Us, Best Buy, Target, Wal•mart, Sears and the game was sold out at all those places! I don't think that the situation is going to let up for quite a while, so it looks like you won't be able to get the boy Pokémon Yellow! Heck, we warned all of you plenty of times before to get the game before the holidays come!

And the reason why we couldn't answer any sooner was because Reader Opinions are formatted and sent to us by a CGI script. Take a look at an email from our RO CGI script:

From: somewebuser@111.69.222.333 [those numbers are a fake IP]
To: readeropinions@pokeunder.8m.com
Subject: Reader Opinion

ADDRESS: 111.69.222.333
INVOKER: http://pokeunder.8m.com/
CGI URL: http://pokeunder.8m.com/cgi-bin/cgiemail
TIME: 944881511
Email: somewebuser@111.69.222.333
Nickname: tester
Opinion: Haw huw huw you guys suck ass

Now, this is a perfectly good opinion that Swish would love to fight! However, when we receive questions that need a quick answer from parents through the the RO box, there's no way to email them back since the email "somewebuser@[your IP here]" does not exist. That means that the person will have to wait a couple of updates before having his/her question answered because there's no way to get back to people whom when we don't know their email address. The person will also be pissed at not finding their question in the section they sent it into because I'll have emailed the opinion to Shaggy as a Question to be answered for Q and A. The bottom line is: DON'T SEND IN YOUR QUESTIONS TO READER OPINIONS, SEND THEM TO QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS!! Thanks for reading this long explanation!

Pocket Monster X = More Pikaporn?
Nintendo will be releasing a new Pokémon Game Boy Color game in Japan tentatively titled "Pocket Monster X." It will be the first game to use the cellular phone adapter for the GBC which will allow its players to trade Pokémon and download new ones from Nintendo's network database. It's not yet known whether it'll be another "color" (Red, Blue, Gold, Silver, etc.) version of the current Pokémon games or an entirely new game. Pocket Monster X and the GBC cell phone adapter are scheduled to for an April 2000 release Japan. Perhaps it'll be a holiday 2000 title for us.

Pikadead: A Film by Signor Swish
Check out Swish's idea of justice being done to Pikachu with the link below. Tell us your thoughts about his mini-movie for the next Reader Opinions! Oh, and Signor is Italian for "Sir" if you didn't know.

A work of art

Sir Swish: DIE, PIKACHU, DIE!!

Pokémon Cliffhanger Week
This week's Pokémon episodes leave you hanging at the the end, except for the final episode, because they're all going to be 2- or 3-parters. Episodes that'll be featured this week include Ash's Battle with Sabrina, Gyarados and the Pokémon Island episodes, and others. As for next Saturday, there will be three old Pokémon episodes, probably all dealing with the holidays, and a brand-new Pinky and the Brain Christmas Special.

Airman: Whooppee, reruns and more reruns!!

Sir Swish: YAY, Pinky and the Brain!! Pikachu, they own your ass!!

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