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Sunday, November 7, 1999
"We are the champions, We are the champions, No time for losers cuz we are the champions..."

Top News: WE AIRMAN WON!!
Airman and I went to a Pokémon League Nintendo Training Tour '99 Tournament yesterday and he won both the Boulder Badge and the Cascade Bagdge in the Prime Cup (Lvl 70-100 Pokémon only, with a combined Lvl less than or equal to 300)! We had to make last minute changes to our team, so it ended up being: Blastoise, Articuno, Dragonite (sorry Gengar!), Starmie, Mewtwo, and Jolteon. He used the latter three to fight. I couldn't compete because I don't have my own Game Boy and Airman chose to let Shawn's (c'mon, you guys know that guy from my Dragon Ball page) friend use his GBC over me. Well, I didn't get in line to register to compete in the first place so I guess I was screwed from the start. Although Airman won both badges, he wasn't selected in the drawing to go fight a gym leader. Even though he didn't fight a gym leader, Airman still received one of the Pokémon caps that the gym leaders give out to players who battle them (win or lose, they get it) for coaching Shawn's friend (who competed in the Poké Cup, Pokémon Lvl 50-55, with a combined Lvl less than or equal to 155) while he (the friend) was battling the gym leader. The Nintendo lady who battled Shawn's friend was personally going to give Airman a cap, but he left as soon as Shawn's friend lost. Luckily, Shawn's friend was nice and gave him his cap. Speaking of Shawn, he was caught cheating when he pulled out a Level 55 Mewtwo as he was fighting a gym leader (he was selected to fight a gym leader too). The fag gym leader bitched about that you can only find Mewtwo at Level 70 and Shawn was disqualified. I don't know why they didn't disqualify him from the start, since he was using a Gameshark right when he was registering himself for the Poké Cup! Overall, the Tourney was pretty boring from my point of view, and Airman and I ended up with aching legs, for standing for four hours (Airman might have gotten varicose veins), and headaches. But we won, and that's all that matters. Airman promises to write up a long editorial about his Tourney-experience before Thanksgiving! I'll also have all the Pokémon goodies (mostly stickers and pamphlets) we were given scanned and posted before Christmas!

Airman: Haw haw, no cap for you Shawn!

The Pokémart at Sears
Last week I saw a commercial on TV about something called called the Pokémart at Sears. It looks like they sell Pokémon merchandise and clothing there, so you might want to head to Sears if you desperately need Pikachu and the Pokémon logo covering your body.

Sir Swish: Heh, looks like Shaggy will be beating the snot out of those little kids for some Pikachu pajamas!

Emulator Link Fixed
We received a comment about a dead link for the Windows Game Boy emulator yesterday. I got off my ass and fixed it as soon as I read it, so you can now download the idiot-proof Windows emulator.

Get the emulator (finally)

Pokédex
Whoops, looks like I forgot to post these two new entries, Gengar and (gulp!) Pikachu, when I made them a couple of months ago. Sorry!

See the new entries

Deconstructing Pokémon Sites...Where are you?
I'm sorry 'Kebie', but unless your site gets rid of that Pika-porn and brings back the rest of the good content, you won't get the PU's support. We've pulled your button off our site as well as your link in the Links section.

Reader Opinions
About damn time we got enough new opinions! There's lots of talk about Pikachu in today's edition!

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