Airman: Damn, the obese, short, annoying, yellow rat is gonna kill Toy Story 2!

Sir Swish: Damn that Pikachu, there's just no stopping that overrated SOB! Gee...I wonder who's gonna beat Mewtwo. That was supposed to be sarcastic, people.

The PU Is...Disappointed
Our new editor for Q&A is pissed at you guys for not sending him any questions, so how about dropping him a line sometime? Sir Swish and I are also mad at you ingrates for not sending in suggestions for our Pokémon Tourney teams. Well, it's not like we were going to listen to you guys anyways. Our team will be composed of Articuno, Blastoise, Mewtwo (insert surprised gasps here), Jolteon, Zapdos, and the PU mascot, Gengar! We'll be participating in a Pokémon Tournament tomorrow, so wish us luck!

Help the Shagster control his rage!

Sir Swish: Uh oh...Shaggy's pulling out an assault rifle...

Pokémon Yellow and Pokémon Pinball
As promised on the last update, we've got the English Language ROMs of Pokémon Yellow and Pokémon Pinball up in the Games section.

Get the games!

Why's There a Rat In My Whopper?
Burger King's eight-week Pokémon promotion begins Monday, November 8th, where they'll be giving out 57 Pokémon toys in 58 days! These toys were made exclusively for Burger King restaurants, so you can't get them from any other place. The toys will each come in their own Pokéballs in Burger King Kid's Meals. Also, beginning on November 15th, you'll be able to buy one of six 23K Gold-plated trading cards for $1.99 with the purchase of BK food. The cards will feature Pikachu (of course), Mewtwo, Jigglypuff, Poliwhirl, Charizard, and Togepi. This promotion will end December 31st, or when supplies run out.

Sir Swish: I doubt that anyone in the world can stomach that many consecutive Kid's Meals without getting severe, explosive diarrhea!

Cartman Wants Chinpokomon
The South Park parody of Pokémon (called Chinpokomon) had to be one of the funniest episodes of the show ever! The Japanese trying to bring down the US through little kids and their toys and by flattering men with compliments about the size of their genitals?! Kenny getting a seizure from playing a Chinpokomon video game about bombing Pearl Harbor?! These, along with many other things, were featured in the episode. If you missed it you can catch it again on Saturday on Comedy Central at 10:00 P.M. EST.

Sir Swish: Dammit! I forgot the name of Chinpokomon's Pikachu-wannabe!

Pokémon League Games
The Pokémon League Games continue tomorrow on Kids WB! Be sure to watch 'em!

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