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Wednesday, August 11, 1999
Swish: "Whoa, I hope the new icons don't cause any epileptic seizures..."

Airman's Top News
Pokémon Snap finally came out in the U.S. (cough...and Canada...cough) on Wednesday. The PU will review this new N64 game as soon as we can rent it. If you have already played it please take Nintendo's survey. Readers can review it in the new section, Reader Reviews, which is in "The Closet".

Official Pokémon Snap Site
Nintendo's Pokemon Snap Survey
Reader Reviews

Pokémon PC-bound
The Learning Company is bringing Pikachu and his friends to a PC near you. To this day, no TLC educational software has gotten high replay value, but TLC and Nintendo think the little monsters will keep kids interested. The Jumpstart TLC Pokémon titles are scheduled to be released this Fall.

Pikachu brands the Game Boy Color
It wasn't long before Pikachu got his own Special Yellow Game Boy with a Pokémon Yellow Game Pak included. To get this unit, you'll have to either donate body parts or become a drug dealer (not that we encourage it!) because it will cost $109.95 (Ouch!). Those who bought Pokémon Yellow separately will feel ripped off because as of now, Nintendo hasn't announced that this unit will be sold individually. Judging by the popularity of Pokémon, this will probably be the best selling Game Boy out of them all. Nintendo of Japan (NCL) had a similar promotion with an orange Pocket Monsters Game Boy Color, and it sold incredibly well. We have pictures of both the US and Japanese Limited Edition GBCs.

Japanese Pocket Monsters GBC
US Pokémon GBC frontal and side views
US Pokémon GBC and a Pokémon Yellow box
Box of US Pokémon GBC with Pokémon Yellow
Pokémon Yellow Box

Pikachu: Ka-ching ka-ching!

Look at all the new stuff!
First of all, there's the page's new look. Do you like it (send complaints or compliments to Sir Swish)? Even before Swish thought of giving the site a new look, he'd already created the Games section, which was originally mentioned by Airman. The Codes section was started after being requested by one of our readers. We're also going to review Pokémon games as well as preview upcoming ones. Swish's crowning achievement, the PU Message Board (which is made by a CGI script, not by him!), is up too! Oh, and that strangely-named section (you know which one!), why not learn what it's about by actually going there?!

Swish: I'm pretty sure I'll be seeing lots of compliments in my inbox about the PU's new look...

Pokémon Soundtrack CD
Contradicting what he said on a past update, Airman decided to actually buy the television Pokémon Soundtrack and post the songs on the site as MP3s, instead of just swiping other people's MP3s. Well, what are you waiting for? Go hear 'em!

Pokémon 2.B.A. Master

Airman: Aren't I nice?

Pokémon in Super Smash Bros.
Two months after being first spoken about, Swish's Pokémon in Super Smash Bros. guide is finally up! Be sure to check it out!

The Guide

Swish: Even though I don't like the Pokémon fighters in SSB, I made the guide since Airman couldn't find the time of day to get off his lazy butt and do something for the site.

Who's your Favorite Pokémon
Vote for your favorite Pokemon! Send a Post Card with:

Who's your favorite Pokemon.
Why?
Name?
Address?
Age?
Phone Number?

To:

My Favorite Pokémon
P.O. Box 2007
Ojai, CA 93024-2007

You could win one of 350 Prizes, and the Grand Prize is a Pokémon Prize Pack!! The Winner will have his/her entry read this Fall on Kid's WB.

Pikachu: Pika Pi Pika Pikachu!

Mew: Meeeeewwwww!!!

Swish: Like no one knows that Pikachu will win...still I'm voting for either Pidgeot or Zapdos.

Airman: I'm voting for Gengar or Charizard! Gengar and Charizard 4 Life!!

Kids WB Guy: Oh, and remember, many will enter, few will win... mwahahaha!!

Airman: You bastard...Gengar Dream Eater! Charizard Fire Blast!

Swish: Pidgeot Fly! Zapdos Thunder on that guy's arse!

Pokémon TV Show Deal
Kids WB is now airing the Pokémon Music Videos so remember to watch Pokémon! Also, Pokémon will soon have some new episodes(finally) and it will air six times a week! Also that lucky electric mouse, Pikachu, will be getting his own series, Pikachu's Jukebox, later this Fall.

Rapper Pikachu: Pika Pika Pikachu!

Airman: Shut up, Slave.

Old News
Well, we've reported enough news now that we can finally start archiving it. Check out anything you've missed in the Old News Archives.

Old News

Reader Opinions and Q & A
We've finally received enough reader opinions to make our first edition! Check it out and see if you want to say something about something. As for Questions and Answers, we decided to finally post the questions, since the people that sent in their questions have been waiting for months for us to answer them.

Today's Opinions
Today's Questions and Answers

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